"Oh my God, at the upper arms ... I can not think of anything more at all, so if it is not, Sasuke, then I do not continue to .... Sasuke? "
He preferred to respond to anything. It was ridiculous. Yesterday was at Sakura his arm hung him gegurrt in his ear and doing all those things that Sasuke absolutely could not suffer with her. Otherwise it was one of the few people who could not tolerate it in his surroundings, which meant with him know that he very much. But yesterday ...
He had been drunk, by his standards. A business meal, what could be called a binge eating among business partners with overpriced appetizers. Normally, Sasuke was back at something, sent before Shikamaru, who grumbled, but it looked too hard for this reason with his boss to create.
This time he had not, however, can steal away. Jiraiya and Tsunade were long-time friends of his parents were. He had taken Sakura as a mandatory accompaniment. This had probably been his fault and here are his sentence. He
-drunk-and - were dead drunk, went together and then it happened. When they slide on their busy business travel in the head accidentally sleeping on his shoulder read, he could ignore it. If they half-jokingly, half seriously asked when he would invite them at last on a date, he could easily associated with you "never" answer, but her hand, feeling his way forward to his butt and then also because it pinched that was absolutely beyond the pale. He had taken this cheeky hand and a absolutely unromantic way down, then what was acceptable to turn a reaction on his part, but then the alcohol into the game.
It is said that drunken men tell the truth, and Sasuke was a man And what kind of when you could not trust Sakura's enthusiasms. So he began to explain.
"Sakura," he had said as she stared at their entwined hands. "I can not get anything women." He let go.
She staggered a little, her eyes were large plate and shaking her lip: "No women ..." she stammered. Sasuke sighed, "no." And then she turned around and walked, or rather, staggered it. had
Had Sasuke such a thing as tact, he would be after her run and had assured her that they would be if he liked women, of course, was the one that ... or he would have at least ensured that they arrived safely in her bed but Sasuke no emotional person and a drunk was Sasuke was just cruel.
He was not, he just went home.
was surprised it even more than the next evening when he rang and Sakura, no makeup, wearing jogging pants and with the widest smile he had ever seen with her, stood outside his door. He began to involuntarily . Shudder
There was a simple equation in his life. The broader the smile - the worse the consequences.
And it was surprising how often he was right.
For in this case was not Sakura's grin, that she had simply forgotten his outburst of sheer drunkenness and now brought a nice film for both of them had with the DVD case they rumwedelte before his eyes.
Sakura's smile showed that she remembered and that she was doing it, of all things, could make them, just close happy. Of course he could not read all of her smile, but when she's in the DVD Player pushed while telling all sorts of nonsense, because he realized more and more that he had made a big, big mistake.
"My God, Sasuke would have, is that you already told me earlier. I would help you but can, you know, but this has Ino Dating organization and ... "she babbled on to himself, but the screen was there, had the full attention of Sasuke. A man with a strange white-gray hair in a strange section kept a soft porn in my face, while to the great love he said. Sasuke's eye twitched slightly as his gaze on the two intertwined men stuck on the book cover.
And then it made click.
This was actually a dating service. One for homosexuals.
It can be said that Sasuke was completely not at all happy with this situation.
It was a mixture of choking and suffocating cough, which knocked him out of his rigid On-the-TV-watching. During long meetings with the marketing department, he had this way of look without really seeing , coupled with a hearing without understanding the habit. Maito Gai 'motivational speeches' were also expansive. His long speeches, one could easily be shortened to five minutes, when only the words youth, happiness, spring your life, ect. ect. stressed.
The first time he was still excited. Then he made acquaintance with Shikamaru Naru. And learned.
was not called this man a genius.
Shikamaru was seven hours in his office, sat back and relaxed with closed eyes, sit and then with ten words summarize what has happened on the day throughout the company.
"Art," he once betrayed Sasuke, "is to consider only the unusual, is behind most of the important."
Würghusten And this was unusual indeed. Sakura had cheered gegurrt, sighed gesäuselt, everything done to him on one of these "Candidates" to draw attention. It went from pretty hands, hair, necks for stylish hair, leather jackets, reading glasses. Everything was there. But no gagging.
time gazed Sasuke.
A young, blond man with a mop of curly hair in a band T-shirt back blinked. Surprisingly, normal for such a dating show, but nothing for him. Everything about this man cried out for chaos. Just as he imagined life students together kriegten their number of hours not because they were too much celebration (If they had even the school leaving), so was the kind of person who all their money (in the middle of the month) for cigarettes , Instead of spending to fill the empty refrigerator, the kind that threw themselves in bars around his neck and him, "Hey, my good old friend, Saskäää" with a huge beer breath breathed into his ear when he had not seen for about ten years - and for good reason.
He was the in-the-day-we-live-only-once-types simply not get anything. He was not the ant and the cricket, he was ... the complete opposite of this guy.
Still, it was hard to look away now that he had once looked closely .
A hand was driven by blond, stringy hair and on the T-shirt emblazoned a great spot. "So ...", the man began with a slightly scratchy voice, and laughed. A strange kind of laugh, a bit forced, a little overexcited. If there had Sasuke knew otherwise, he would have said that it is this man, boys, whatever acted by a drunk. His movements were a bit uncoordinated when he slipped on the chair back and forth and squinted toward the camera uncertain as he searched for words.
A quick glance to the side was Sasuke that Sakura stared still in disbelief at the television.
It was the scratchy voice, his attention again on the glass.
"Before I begin, I will briefly say something.", He briefly took air and smiled into the wrong camera. "Normally I see better. "
Sasuke noticed how his eyebrow shot." Hear, hear, "muttered Sasuke. Sakura was conspicuous on the other side of the room still.
" Honestly, "began the figure on television again," I 've got a shock when I've seen here in the mirror. Usually my eyes radiate properly. Honestly, you can not identify with the whole swollen red ... Stuff ... around it. "Sasuke watched half irritated, half amused as this idiot rumwedelte before his eyes." And I have the widest grin in the world. Really, my smile faded any asshole, only now it has somehow got such a small slope to the right and wrong depends entirely there, not know that .. "
" And that is the pride? "Sasuke's eyebrows now were both shot up and he pointed a finger towards the television while Sakura gave skeptical looks. They kept their eye contact for a few seconds, the only background noise, the man in television "... and I can also use the washing machine. I've clean T-shirts. Well ... is this only, so this was a bit stupid ... and I know no one that is a spare t-shirt ... "and Sakura burst out laughing.
Namely really going on. She laughed and laughed and laughed. One hand clutched her stomach, with the others it was based on the back of a chair off so as not to sink to the bottom. Sasuke would not have been a cold bastard who did not even laugh in the cellar, he would have mitgelacht long ago. It was an infectious laugh, a liberated laughter, but he remained seated no other choice than in his leather chair to stay and to doubt Sakura's mind.
to hope that it soon ceased.
"You ...", her hand ... he made a dismissive motion and she gasped for air. It seemed that it was running out of breath. Sasuke was unpleasant. He did not want to stare at her, so he stared back at the screen. Your Japsen mingled with the voice of the young man who still babbling to himself, this time insistent to come out ".... Really. I mean it. If you have you still not married, then it does not. not at least. Write a letter, go eat, for heaven's sake write a poem if you then is. Is' Although bad cliché, but when it's your thing, then that's your thing. Who am I to you in interfering here? but hell, a birthday party is a very, very bad idea. Or even a party. There is nothing shittiest as to come out drunk, then you end up here and fact .... "
time she toppled from her chair. Your wacky laughter echoed through the room. Sasuke did not help doubting look special. Even her tears of laughter rose even in the eyes. With her hands she tried to keep his mouth to stifle the giggles practical. It had rather limited success. "Water ..", she pressed out between two bursts of laughter and sat up with difficulty. They staggered from the room.
Sasuke she could still hear in the kitchen.
Despite the closed door.
He set the TV louder. Now the man shouted, almost. "... The response was so drunk okay. So it is not. The reactions were great, well, my friends are just too cool. ... But then what came after that was a bit naja. So Drunk People can pretty much be assertive .... Especially Ino. And then thrilled when Kiba is ... And Shikamaru ... "
It was the name, Sasuke distracted by his squint to the kitchen. It was going at the guy to the Ino, Sakura's best friends and the Shikamaru, Sasuke's assistant and friend of the Ino?
interesting ... "... I suggest that you have lost. You know, I would not even be sitting here. I was practically forced her here. You can not imagine how frightening a girl with a mission can be, and whether he believed that he was even here an example of it. "At least they have not verkuppelt me on the spot with the waiter. That would be somehow worse than this. Not that I'm that kind of partner choice now absolutely want to talk bad. I'm maybe just a little dated in terms so blind date ad stuff. This is me just a bit suspect, especially when one is torn from NEM Club, put in a taxi and then suddenly sits in front of a camera. So, have a heart, this is ne drunken idiots idea, so calls me, okay? Everyone makes mistakes drunk, really, call me not to. Then I'd be eternally grateful. Whoever you are. Thanks, just thanks! "
And then there was the crooked grin and Sasuke was able to visualize it, looks like it could, the guy would have less alcohol in the blood. ... How ... how silly.
" It was So this, "he muttered to himself and wanted to switch off the television when he interrupted a voice." Wag it just do not. "he turned and saw Sakura in the doorway and relax. She held a glass in her hand, in the A brown liquid was swimming. A liquid that looked dangerous for alcohol.
"That, and Sasuke's eyebrows wandered back up" I see but not look like water. "
wet strands of her hanging in his face and her eyes were red, she smiled . A small, apologetic smile. "You know, after I almost drowned with your faucet, I thought that unusual situations require unusual action." She shrugged her shoulders. "Can I just use your phone?"
"It stands next to you on the dresser." He watched her every move carefully, after all, he wanted a notice if another one of Sakura attack should come on. She looked, however, only anticipation. "Somewhere ... private?"
"The door to your left out in my bedroom." Sakura's eyes took on a very strange expression. "You would not believe how much I already heard of." and then the door was closed.
No sooner had she left the room, Sasuke ignored the TV. While running, he read it, so Sakura later accuse him of anything could, but that was far from that he also had to look. He got up and went into the kitchen. Sakura's glass had awakened in him the desire for alcohol. This situation was so strange, because he first had to swallow. And swallowing was so much easier with a high percentage content in the glass mixed with a bit of walking through rooms.
It was thus purely accidental that he was a bit later before his bedroom door. Finally, his apartment was not a villa. And it was purely by chance that Sakura and Sasuke spoke as loud absolutely inadvertently picks up a few scraps of speech.
"are not distracting. Yesterday I had condemned again a business lunch, because I could not stay so long. "
"..."" It was not a date. And I'm not gone because of something my boss then. That's ridiculous ... ""..."
" Naruto! It may be that in the past I maybe a bit of raving ... ""..."
" Okay, okay. Maybe a bit much. But that is not here yet to the question. When you wanted to tell me because your little story? "
"..."" I do not care if you talked to my answering machine. Damn, Ino knew it before me, INO! "
"..."" If I do not care that you have not planned that way. You have yet not plan how you tell me something. "
"..."" Oh Naruto ... you idiot. "
"..."" Yeah, make's good. Greet Iruka from me. "
As Sakura out of the room came, Sasuke was back bravely in his chair, empty the glass, the DVD is about up. The rest they watched in silence. Sasuke was curious but never to willing to admit it. Sakura sat on the couch beside him, staring at the screen and said nothing. Instead, she sipped her drink.
for others would be the silence was unbearable. Sasuke had grown up with her and Sakura just stubborn.
"So ..," she said after the last face had disappeared. "Think not mean that you get around it. You take one and have at least a date." She said with her voice business, clearly, distinctly and with a menacing undertone.
"Do I?" In Sasuke's voice tinged with an ignorant, arrogant tone, all the inherited an Uchiha and had perfected.
"Of course you do this" A sound that Sakura knew and who they are no longer impressed. At least not too much. "Since I know you I've never seen you on a date. Sasuke, you need much fun. The last time you smiled you when we have down this flat plaintiff in court. That's not healthy." He could real concern in her eyes . See
"It was a good day." He explained. Your eyebrow walked, she could also use this skeptical view, she had learned from him.
"You can not give up before I agree?", His eyes left her face for a single second
"Never. I work with you, I know where you live, you can escape me." She also stared in his face . Her look was a dangerous glitter. It was a challenge and Sasuke hated his gaffe last night a bit more. If he had just kept his door, but otherwise he could too.
A short break was formed, in which he breathed deeply. It was the time for his last Trump.
"This blonde idiot with the crooked grin," his voice was calm stressed: "This is a friend of yours?"
He saw the surprise on her face and had to restrain himself a smug grin. "I want him . "
"But ...", Sakura was wide awake at once. The expressions on her face changed from moment to moment: shock, incomprehension, doubt, distrust ... Confusion.
"Him or nobody else." Now he could not stop it, that his lips twitched. He had them trapped.
"This is so unfair." She rubbed her forehead, a sign that she was thinking hard. "Sasuke Uchiha, you're a nasty, nasty man "
He leaned back, it sounded like music to his ears.
" But. "And this word lies freeze him. Sakura rose slowly gathered her things together and her green eyes sparkled at him. "How do you want, boss," she saluted her not consent with sarcasm dripping She was angry could be seen literally as it was boiling in her posture was straight, as she trudged to the door And you could tell.... it easily to the biting tone in her voice. "The fact that you dare to take revenge on him up to me ..."
with a bang the door was closed and Sasuke alone again.
His eyes fell on the DVD case, which was still on the table and his thoughts returned to the blond man, and begged to be practical in the camera: "Call me not to."
since Sakura had understood something wrong. It was not about them. It was about him yourself
This blond idiot he would not hate her date at least not alone.
And Sasuke smiled.
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